I almost have this kind of junk mail in my mailbox everyday which made me want to slam the computer. Read:
Dear Sir/Ma, Please I would like to propose to you a Personal business value the sum of US$5.5 Million. (Five Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars).I will like you to stand as the next of kin to Our late client whose account is presently dormant, for claims here in Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso west africa.I am interested to invest in your country and I urgently need your guidelines and assistance. Kindly take out a moment of your very busy schedule to reply this personal proposal and I will give you more details. I look forward to receive your quick and positive response.
Yours Truly,Royaume Mossi
Another one
From The Desk Of MR WASSIM DONGOThe Head Of File Department,bank of africa(B.O.A).Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa . PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm. REMITTANCE OF US$4.5,000.000 DOLLARS
YAY I AM RICH! My goodness! Aren't they lame?! I really can use the word 'lame' on these mails. They are obviously... Yea, JUNKS!
Today, erm... I am feeling... SAD! EXTREMELY SAD! Mr Jonathon will not be teaching us Science anymore! Today is his last day teaching us... Sigh... Ivy jie and I cried in class... Sad sad sad sad...
And that WORM! THAT WORM IS TRYING TO SEDUCE MY NERDI AGAIN! EVIL WORM! EVIL EVIL WORM WORM WORM! Hate her.
I don't know what had happened to me because I feel that I am more diligent these days. Is it because I am in 1D- Diligence? Can't believe it. And somehow I don't really get insane over Nerdi that much, compared to Ji Ba. I don't really bother a lot about Nerdi and what he likes or what kind of girls he prefers. Really, I don't have special feelings for boys nowadays. Is it because I've grown up? Hmm... I don't know!