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≦ 腦 筋 急 轉 彎 ≧
放煙火時為什麼不會射到星星？
答案：【因為星星會"閃"】

醫生為病人開刀時，為什麼都要戴口罩？
答案：【出問題時才不會被認出來。】


家有家規，校有校規…那動物園有啥規？
答案：【烏龜。】


為什麼流氓坐車不用給錢？
答案：【坐警車！】

一個斷了右手的球員，為何還能邊玩球邊喝飲料？
答案：【因為他在玩足球。】


鐵放在外面會生鏽…那金子呢？
答案：【會被偷走…】

啥時候書本會飛起來？
答案：【打人的時候…】


小蜈蚣對父親說了一句話…父親聽後當場昏倒…為什麼？
答案：小蜈蚣說：【我要買鞋子…】

不小心吞了十元硬幣該怎麼辦？
答案：【再跟媽媽要…】

Horo

I love reading this kind of things!

This is really accurate leh!


女獅子座情歸何處?
白羊座的他→合適度90%

一見鍾情馬上就冒出愛的火花，從戀愛很快就走入婚姻，相愛的層度一樣不減，每天過著新鮮、快樂的日子，但如果對方收入過少時，可能對你們之間的愛情會有很大的動搖。

Horo

52% 48%
獅子 VS. 白羊


男 VS. 女 配對評分：95 分
女 VS. 男 配對評分：97 分


☆☆☆ 天生的一對 ☆☆☆

解析：　

獅子與白羊同屬火象星座，往往天生就會產生超強的吸引力，兩人容易一見鍾情，有如火上加油一般，進展快速而一路通順無礙，是很恩愛又耀眼的組合。
獅子與羊兒大都身心開朗而外向，還很愛面子，對愛情的態度直來直往，姿態也頗高；尤其無法接受對方的“沒眼光”～被人拒絕。幸好您倆的調調一樣，兩個都愛賣高，反而一般高了。

注意事項：

獅子很欣賞羊兒的爽朗、富衝勁，羊兒也很中意獅子的熱情大方。雖然是滿分的天生一對，可是這要兩人皆具成熟人格做為前提，否則兩個都那麼自我、個性強，難免時常會擦槍走火。
羊兒是永遠具有赤子之心的大孩子，如果聰明的獅子夠成熟，與其期待羊兒快快長大，不如發揮您寬大的王者胸襟，將羊兒當孩子一樣的寵愛，相信您們之間的衝突會更少而且達到水乳交融的目標。

A busy day

Watching it online and offline with watering eyes is hurtful.

My heart is so pain and I can't describe the feeling through words or phrases.

I considered before I on the com...

As I knew it may hurt me once I open MSN...

It hurts hurts hurts!

I am soooo sad and disappointed, I know.

Ya, heartless is better than giving me chance and like "tuo tuo la la".

That feeling is WORSE!

Ya...heartless is better...

Yes, I am right!

Today Nung and Winnie wanted to scare me or something like that, they told me that DC got beaten up!

I was so shocked that I immediately asked them where was "it".

Then I kept running around looking for "it" as if I was mad.

My heart beat wildly and I couldn't even imaging how will "it" felt being beat up.

I was so sad... then Nung broke into a smile and teased," Aiya, he got cooked by me coz he is ji baba mah! I've cut him into pieces and cooked him! Wahaha!"

Then I was like, as if I was funny...= ="

Anyway......

Whatever lar! I am not very happy at this moment!

tou tou ai zhe ni

Strongly recommend this ep. of tou tou ai zhe ni

It is so touching, especially the last few minutes.

I cried when I saw the shuai ge kneeling and begged the..

Aiya, watch yourself and you will know!

Maths CA 2007

Hmm...another day of sorrow.

I don't know how to describe it in my blog as everyone is reading it but...

Ya, today I cried in school because of my Maths...

My maths dropped a lot this CA...

The subject I am most confident in.

More confident than Chinese as this year I felt my chinese getting lousier.

Not going to reveal how much I've got but if you want to know, ask me personally.

Congratulates Gajing and Yingna for scoring full marks for their maths.

Tomorrow there's one more subject, science, the second scary subject to me.

Why am I using the com today? Why am I not revising?

Coz I am simply too disappointed with my results...

Can I buck up today for tomorrow's Science paper?

Keke... no, my Science is always band 2 and even I tried and studied harder, I won't score too well for it.

You might say," hey, touchwood!" I don't think so.

Exam results depends on whether you have studied for it, not by luck.

Fail then fail lar!

I won't say that! Forever WON'T!

One failure doesn't mean forever fail right?!

Yah, I will stand up and learn from my mistakes this time!

YES! GOOD! Let's face the reality, what is done, is done!

Do well for science tomorrow rong! Jia You! Believe yourself!